Q: I have no talent, can you help?
A: No

Q: Do you work with anyone at any level?
A: No, if the music is not to our taste we can help you record a demo, but to be honest, if it's bloody awful we'd really rather not.

If we do produce music for you, unless we really like it we will not be able help promote is using our services. Sorry. MBJ are very passionate about our artists and will not jeopardise this by selling our souls.

Q: What are your rates?
A: We don't sell turnips or trumpets. Because our services are creative and each project is unique we need to speak with you first to find out if we can work with each other and what your options are. Only then can we give you a comprehensive quote.

Q: I don't have a lot of money can you help?
A: Save up!... £50 per week adds up per annum and so if you are willing to take your time, so are we as long as we like what we hear and see.

Q: You offer a very comprehensive service, better than anything on the market.  Are you very expensive?
A: NO. We understand that an unsigned artist has limited budget and we aim to work within it. We only deal in high quality and we are confident we offer the very very best in value for money but you get what you pay for at the end of the day...  

Q: Why do I have to pay up front and in advance?
A: We can only take on so many projects at once. If we start a project we are going to finish it, we do not want to waste our time and energy on something if it is going hit a brick wall. The only way we can guarantee that you won't run off and join the circus is if you make your payment in advance. Contracts will be issued which protect us all.

Q: How do we know we can trust you?
A: Well apart from meeting us when it should become clear we are good eggs. We sign a contract with you where we are legally obligated to do everything we say we will within the agreed time frame.

Q: How much experience do you have?
A: Lots and lots and lots and lots. Our team have over 100 years worth or experience and we really are a team of experts.

Q: Is there any guarantee of success?
A: Of course not!, however we will do everything within our powers to make it work as it is our reputation on the line too.